Bogey

Husband and wife were playing in the mixed foursomes. He hit a great drive down the middle – she sliced the second shot into a copse of trees. Unfazed he played a brilliant recovery shot which went onto the green a metre from the pin. She rammed the putt and sent it four metres past the pin while her husband looked on disgruntled. He lined up the long putt and sank it. To his wife he said, "We must to do better. That was a bogey five."

"Don't blame me," she gruffed, "I only took two of them."

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