A teacher was taking her first golf lesson.
"Is the word spelled 'p-u-t' or 'p-u-t-t'?" she asked the instructor.
"'P-u-t-t' is correct," he replied.
"'P-u-t' means to place a thing where you want it. And 'P-u-t-t' means a vain attempt to do the same thing."
